I'm sorry, what?

 

I just can't.  Just...no.

Will You Marry Me at Walmart?

 

Because you KNOW that's where he got that ring if his mom had to crochet the ring box he's proposing to you with.

m + u = stalker

I was almost hoping she had her "boyfriend's" name in those BIG RED letters.  That would have made this picture more EVEN MORE CREEPY!!!!

The Crochet of Forrest Gump

Posting a day early for VALENTINE'S!!

For those of you who don't have a Valentine, here is mine to you...

MAKE YOUR OWN CHOCOLATES!!

Not having a life is like a box of Amigarumi Choc-o-lates.   It means you aren't getting any THIS year, either.

Does This Scarf Make Me Look Fat?

I'm really hoping this slims down my thighs, hips, and tummy. 

I Wonder If She's Angry?

Usually, you don't knit your man a sweater until he gives you a ring.  But if you catch him giving sumthin' to another girl...KNIT ON, MADAM L'FARGE!!