The EPIC continues

Hey all!!  A few years ago, a nice lady had ended one of the funniest and most wonderful knitting sites on the internet.  It was called, "You Knit What?!".  It was the only knitting blog that didn't contain patterns that I ever read.  In the last entry, the blogger gave permission to anyone who wanted to continue the Word of Fug.  I will answer the call.  There are some seriously EPIC FAILS in the world of yarn and somebody needs to get these addressed to the public.  So, without further adieu, Here is the first of hopefully a long line of weely WTF's.

WE SUPPORT UNDERAGED DRINKING

This comes from knit.1 magazine.  For those of you who are unaware, this is Seventeen of Knitting Mags.  That aside, this is a great way to raise your teen knitter some standards in boozin'.  Drinkin' your jooz in a brown paper sack is so 1990 gansta.  The '10's are all about hiding your drink with FLAIR!!