Oooookaayyy.... O.o

you do realize that all they did was just chain a bazillion and probably thought "That doesn't look like a good waste of yarn."  Believe me.  There was a reason why they took this picture at a distance.  It's not that cool looking.

How to Grow a Chia Baby

 Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia!!!!

Step 1: Pre-soak your packet of chia seeds
Step 2: Spread chia seeds evenly onto the head and feet of your Chia Babytm
Step 3:  Water, Feed, and Change Chia Babytm frequently through out the day
Step 4:  Watch it grow, Grow, GROW!!

emphasis on buying enough yarn...

Ever start a project and run out of yarn about half-way, then you go stash diving because you don't have enough money to buy more and see a completely different color all together and think, "Meh, This could work, I guess."...sadly, I am guilty.

Ribbon Yarn IS Expensive...

 

It's okay sweetheart.  That ribbon-yarn stuff is expensive.  So you wear that 1 skein wonder with 

THRIFTY PRIDE baby!!

I MADE IT MYSELF!!

Lil Timmy:  Mommy Mommy Mommy!!  Look what I made you in PreSkool today!  My Teacher said that she got it off of Lionbrand.com and it's really HIGH FASHION!!  Mommy.  What does "High Fashion" Mean

Mommy:  It means it was created at 4:20