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Sports Illustrated: Children in Swimsuits Edition

Seriously, who would let their young daughter wear a string bikini

let alone MAKE them one?  For SHAME!

What Mort? Couldn't afford to get her a full vest?

They couldn't even be bothered to style it with a shirt under it.  Or at least a cami?  Not even all the colors in the Gay Rainbow could straighten out this hot mess.

My Gramma Made It.

Dressing like a Grown-Up

you're doing it wrong.

No-More Middle Man

Now, I try not to make fun of anyone's direct pattern posting from their own blog sites, but I'm making an exception for this piece I found on Ravelry.  I saw this while browsing around for random cool stuff and found this.  Of course, getting over being sick, I couldn't help but have this first cynical thought...
"Sweet!  You can skip the HOLDING your wine-glass, tripping, then spilling it on your $500 white cocktail dress and just have it do it ON IT'S OWN!"...nice.

Inspired by Stevie Nicks...the freakier version.

Hmmm...can't decide on either

"Hippie Fail" or "Raggedy Mess"

How wrong are you, let me count the FAILS:

1.  This is a Mitten.  For a hand.

2.  Wouldn't know this was a mitten if it weren't for the thumb

3.  What did that pointer finger do to you to deserve to be cold?

4.  These mittens make you look like a Muppet

5.  This would be even funnier if the uncovered finger was the middle one.

6.  **caption contest**

OMG!! The Snuggie Craze NEEDS to stop!!

No.

NO!

NO NO NO!!!

WTF?!

OMG!!  When it gets to the point that this Bitch TRULY has everything, 

then the Snuggie Phase HAS to end.  There is no excuse for this.

Fiber Choice FAIL

FAIL

 It's not "Being Green" to reuse the lint from your Lint Trap to spin into yarn and then be made into a skirt. 

emphasis on buying enough yarn...

Ever start a project and run out of yarn about half-way, then you go stash diving because you don't have enough money to buy more and see a completely different color all together and think, "Meh, This could work, I guess."...sadly, I am guilty.