Tangrams

Remember playing with those "Tangram" shapes back in elementary school and you were supposed to recreate the picture using ALL of the shapes?  Yeah.  My brain hurts just looking at these.

How to Grow a Chia Baby

 Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia!!!!

Step 1: Pre-soak your packet of chia seeds
Step 2: Spread chia seeds evenly onto the head and feet of your Chia Babytm
Step 3:  Water, Feed, and Change Chia Babytm frequently through out the day
Step 4:  Watch it grow, Grow, GROW!!

How wrong are you, let me count the FAILS:

1.  This is a Mitten.  For a hand.

2.  Wouldn't know this was a mitten if it weren't for the thumb

3.  What did that pointer finger do to you to deserve to be cold?

4.  These mittens make you look like a Muppet

5.  This would be even funnier if the uncovered finger was the middle one.

6.  **caption contest**

OMG!! The Snuggie Craze NEEDS to stop!!

No.

NO!

NO NO NO!!!

WTF?!

OMG!!  When it gets to the point that this Bitch TRULY has everything, 

then the Snuggie Phase HAS to end.  There is no excuse for this.

Fiber Choice FAIL

FAIL

 It's not "Being Green" to reuse the lint from your Lint Trap to spin into yarn and then be made into a skirt. 

Why do we wear such tight pants?

To show off our bulges....BECAUSE WE'RE TWO WILD AND CA-RAZY GUYS!!!

(oh wait...the one on the left is a chick.  oops)

emphasis on buying enough yarn...

Ever start a project and run out of yarn about half-way, then you go stash diving because you don't have enough money to buy more and see a completely different color all together and think, "Meh, This could work, I guess."...sadly, I am guilty.

Ribbon Yarn IS Expensive...

 

It's okay sweetheart.  That ribbon-yarn stuff is expensive.  So you wear that 1 skein wonder with 

THRIFTY PRIDE baby!!

I'm sorry, what?

 

I just can't.  Just...no.

Will You Marry Me at Walmart?

 

Because you KNOW that's where he got that ring if his mom had to crochet the ring box he's proposing to you with.