No-More Middle Man

Now, I try not to make fun of anyone's direct pattern posting from their own blog sites, but I'm making an exception for this piece I found on Ravelry.  I saw this while browsing around for random cool stuff and found this.  Of course, getting over being sick, I couldn't help but have this first cynical thought...
"Sweet!  You can skip the HOLDING your wine-glass, tripping, then spilling it on your $500 white cocktail dress and just have it do it ON IT'S OWN!"...nice.